Missouri Saved From Ribbons of Evil?

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Walmart: Protecting Your Children From The Haberdashery of Satan:

Link: The No Coast Blog » Blog Archive » The Wal-Mart

Almost certainly not company policy of course, but still remarkably daft. There’s a good chance this shop sells guns - their Jesus was a big fan of shooting things (it’s in the bits you didn’t read, probably) but frowns on coloured ribbons used by crazy dancing black folk.