The Spaced Accidental Live Reenactment Society

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The building opposite is exercising its burglar alarm again. I’m trying to mask it with random music without playing the music loud enough to disturb the neighbours*. A remix of Lil Louis’ ‘French Kiss’ plays, and syncs perfectly with the alarm outside. It sounds great!

So it’s only natural to dance along with the burglar alarm/house mix.

A: “Oh god, we’re acting like Tyres”. The alarm stops.

  • One neighbour seems to be a trustafarian club DJ wannabe with no concept of time or noise pollution, so he doesn’t count.