Disco Dumping

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Ecstacy has reached New Jersey, and local drugs expert Terrence P. Farley explains the horrors that will destroy the area’s children. It’s both scary and funny that people can believe such nonsense. It reads as if he’s quoting The Onion. Articles like this undermine all the real efforts to educate people about drug effects.

I’ve seen rather a lot of people using ecstacy, and it most certainly does not cause users to immediately vomit, crap themselves and suffer immense teeth-grinding pain. A few quick searches with Google show that the only person in the world using phrases like “disco dumping” is, er, Terrence P. Farley.

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