The building opposite is exercising its burglar alarm again. I’m trying to mask it with random music without playing the music loud enough to disturb the neighbours*. A remix of Lil Louis’ ‘French Kiss’ plays, and syncs perfectly with the alarm outside. It sounds great!
So it’s only natural to dance along with the burglar alarm/house mix.
A: “Oh god, we’re acting like Tyres”. The alarm stops.
- One neighbour seems to be a trustafarian club DJ wannabe with no concept of time or noise pollution, so he doesn’t count.